'He Turned Into a Maniac'

Somehow I missed this amusing item earlier this week, being the perverse and weird usually catches my eye.

A HORRIFIED pet owner was stunned when she woke to find her lusty parrot having, erm, relations with her expensive feather hat - while she was wearing it.

Bird-brained Shrek flew into a randy frenzy after swallowing nine SlimNSexy diet pills, which also boost sex drive.

Mum-of-three Jackie Lucking, of Witham, Essex, UK, had fallen to sleep with the hat on after a christening.

"He turned into a maniac," she stormed. "All he wanted was to get his wing over, it’s disgusting."

She should have filmed it. Talk about YouTube gold.