Friday, June 24, 2011

Woman Wakes Up at Her Own Funeral, Then Dies of Heart Attack

The irony meter explodes. Sadly, she didn't even have time to sign the guest book.
A woman died from a heart attack caused by shock after waking up to discover she had been declared dead - and was being prepared for burial.

As mourning relatives filed past her open coffin the supposedly dead woman suddenly woke up and started screaming as she realised where she was.

Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been wrongly declared deceased by doctors but died for real after hearing mourners saying prayers for her soul to be taken up to heaven in Kazan, Russia.

Devastated husband Fagili Mukhametzyanov, 51, had been told his wife had died of a heart attack after she'd collapsed at home suffering from chest pains.

Mr Mukhametzyanov said: 'Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before she died again, this time for good.
Can't wait for socialized medicine to kick in here in America.


Finbar O'Shaunessey said...

Just came back to tell you I left the iron on.

AST said...

Any relation to Rasputin?

Ramblingirl said...

You cracked me up!

St. Villainous said...

Was she an organ donor?

Karl Magnus said...

I hate whan that happens. =-O
The woman obviously had some unresolved issues.
Perhaps she wanted to revise her will when she saw the face of her smiling son gazing down upon her with dollar signs in his eyes?
Just "spit-balling" here of course. (grin)


Karl Magnus said...

This is bizarre and unfortunate.
My posts come nowhere near 3,000 characters yet I am routinely prohibited from posting anything close to that number.
Whassup, JWF?