Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Titillating News of the Day

Also the dumbest news of the day, depending on your perspective. Seeing how the media is obsessed with all things Sarah Palin, 99% of it derogatory, it's now come down to analyzing her bust. Of course if anyone did this to a Democrat woman there'd be outrageously outrageous outrage from a fulminating media. Though since the Democrats have so few attractive women, that's nothing we'll ever have to worry about.

So on the morning after a host of women Palin endorsed won their primaries, we get a story about her breasts, which is big in Boston.
Hey Sarah Palin, I can see your cleavage from my house!

Alaska’s former governor sported more Northern Exposure than usual at the Belmont Stakes race this weekend, sending the blogosphere into a tizzy, wondering whether Palin is exercising a woman’s right to (bigger) boobs.

Palin and her husband, Todd, were in New York on Sunday to bet on their pick, “First Dude,” named after Palin’s husband.

But it was Palin’s newfound perkiness, not her politics, that bumped “Heidi Montag” and “implants” off the Most Googled list.

“Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races,” reported the political blog Wonkette yesterday after getting a tip on the Web site’s Facebook feed.

And so began yesterday’s Zapruder-filmlike investigation, as thousands carefully pored over Palin’s before-and-after measurements like seasoned bra-fitters at Lady Grace.

“It could be just a good push-up bra,” offered one local woman in her 20s, who knows of which she speaks.

“This smacks of someone who wants a career in television,” said a 30-something news producer. “Her Fox news show debut was such a disaster. She might be trying to find another way to the boob tube with her new knockers.”

“That is not the chest of a woman who has had five children,” said a mother of three, grandmother of seven, adding: “I think she’s had collagen in her lips, too.”

There you have it, folks. A Vast D-Cup Conspiracy.
Such pathetic jealousy from these women. They just can't handle Palin in any way, shape or form.

Here's a still shot. Seems to me she's just got a sports bra on.

She's all natural and the haters just can't handle it.


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