Friday, August 01, 2008

Montauk Monster Mystery

There's been all sort of buzz about this creature this week. All I know is, whatever the hell that damned this is, it's one ugly beast. Seems to be some consensus it's a raccoon.
The "Montauk Monster" may just be a bag of bones by now, but the people who know where it is aren't saying.

The riddle of the beaked beast found on a upscale East Hampton, N.Y., beach in mid-July got even trickier Thursday as various experts weighed in — and its "discoverers" revealed they might have something mysterious of their own planned.

First, "Animal Planet" wildlife expert Jeff Corwin appeared on FOX News Channel to proclaim that we're all suckers.

"What you think is a beak is actually the canine teeth," Corwin told Bill Hemmer and Megyn Kelly. "What we have is an incredibly rare" — dramatic pause — "raccoon."
Hey, maybe it's a chupacabra.

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