Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Great News: Post Office Going Broke

Let me guess. Another bailout needed? Maybe since Obama is so damn popular they can put his face on all the stamps sold and voila, problem solved.
The U.S. Postal Service is going broke.

Postmaster General John Potter told the House that the post office may run out of money by the end of the year if it does not get aid.

He said that the post office is "facing losses of historic proportion. Our situation is critical."

The office simply cannot pay all its bills.

The postmaster said he will pay all the salaries, but that other bills might just have to wait. He also asked that mail delivery drop to five days per week.
Maybe Obama's volunteer army can help deliver the mail.

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