Special to TVRWC -- Chupacabra News Service is reporting that there is a rumor circulating that a cure has been found for the overwhelming lack of interest in al-Goracle's international circle-jerk.
Allegedly informed sources are saying that Michael Moore, Yoko Ono, Mama Moonbat and Rosie O'Truther will open the Washington DC segment of the non-event by singing The Internationale.
CNS operatives have been unable to confirm that the quartet will be appearing nekkid, or that Helen Thomas will be joining them onstage.
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