Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Palin Does Standup on Leno

Not sure who wrote her material--it's average--but she does get off a few zingers. Smal talk between her and Jay Leno the first four minutes or so, then she's does a couple minutes of jokes. I might add she looks fantastic in jeans.
Sarah Palin says she's going to play Tina Fey in an upcoming Las Vegas show.

Just kidding.

The former Republican vice presidential nominee turned into a standup comic on Jay Leno's "Tonight Show" Tuesday, dropping one-liners about the White House, Congress and Fey - the "Saturday Night Live" star known for her impression of the former Alaska governor.

Palin told Leno's audience she planned to speak at a gun-rights convention: "Be there or else," she warned them.

She said Alaska is different from California. In Los Angeles, "when people have a frozen look on their face, I find out it's Botox."

And she's happy she's not vice president. "I would not know what to do with all that free time," she quipped.

In remarks taped for broadcast later Tuesday, Palin said the White House health care plan reminds her of acrobatic flips done by snowboard champion Shaun White. And she joked that it's so cold in Alaska it's "5 degrees below Congress' approval rating."
She mentioned she'll be speaking at the NRA convention. One can only imagine the hysterical left's reaction when that happens.

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