'I Don't Have the Facts'

For a guy without the facts, he sure has managed to destroy his credibility for the better part of two years now. Feverishly stalking Sarah Palin's uterus has brought us to this epochal moment.

I don't believe Palin's current story. But since I don't have the facts and sources to construct an alternative, my task is now over. I will stay vigilant for any and all new facts that we may get; and I sure won't let this go if more comes to light. But we're going around in circles now.

Shit happens when you refuse to put down the bong.

I give him a week until he discovers some new "facts" to delve into.