Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Dead Man Squawking: Fidel Goes Troofer

The allegedly ailing Fidel Castro, Communist murderer and friend of Democrats, supposedly issued another "essay" echoing the psychobabble from 9/11 Truthers.

Fidel Castro says U.S. fooled world over 9/11
"Today one knows there was deliberate misinformation," wrote Castro, who has not appeared in public since July of 2006 when life-threatening surgery for a secret illness forced him to hand over power to his brother Raul Castro.

"Studying the impact of planes, similar to those that hit the Twin Towers, that had accidentally fallen on densely populated cities, one concludes that it was not a plane that crashed into the Pentagon," Castro said.

"Only a projectile could have caused the geometrically round hole that allegedly was made by the plane," he said.

"We were fooled like the rest of the planet's inhabitants," he wrote.
Attempts to reach crackpot Dylan Avery in his mother's basement were unsuccessful, as he was busy re-editing his Loose Change masterpiece for the 37th time, according to anonymous sources.

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