Sunday, May 29, 2011

'Selena Gomez is Dangerously Close to a Long, Slow Painful Death'

Geez, these teenage girls are quite the handful.
Don't mess with a pack of wild Beliebers.

Disney star Selena Gomez, 18, and singing supernova Justin Bieber, 17, decided to go public with their relationship after months of denying the rumors they were more than good friends. But canoodling with the world's reigning teen idol is becoming an increasingly dangerous affair.

Steamy pictures of the baby-faced stars kissing passionately on a beach in Maui last week had legions of jealous 14-year-old girls taking to Twitter and Facebook to announce they're out for blood.

"Stay away from Justin pedophile," one angry fan tweeted at Gomez. "I'm gonna kill ya in the night underneath your smelly bed."

Others opted for friendly advice over death threats.

"Dear Selena Gomez. I hate you more than life. Go jump off a cliff. K? Bye," tweeted a Bieber fanatic.

Another ominous Biebhead warned: "Selena Gomez is dangerously close to a long, slow painful death."

The puppy-love relationship has spawned Facebook groups such as "I hate Selena Gomez cuz she is dating my man."


Trevor Johansen said...

When is someone going to hack Berbers twitter page and send a pic. Twitter would crash and be down for a week.

Richard Butler said...

And They Called It Puppy Love? Man on man this is more like Pit Bull Fatal Attraction. WTF is wrong with thesed damn kids anyway. Justin is just heading into puberty and Selena Gomez looks like she's four years old. Lord help us. Can this be our future?

Eli said...

I found the pedophile comment humorus.  The AoC in Canada <span></span>is 16, and unlike the US our laws reflect that.

southernsue said...

where are these children's parents? oh that's right, they are still dating, you know get pregnant, have the child, then start dating again. oh, and maybe your child will be on disney, you know the people that exploit children.

III said...

Love... it's a beautiful thing.