Headline of the Day: 'Scam alert issued on new health care law'

The whole damn thing is a scam, which makes this the perfect headline. Imagine the shock of this dimwit Sebelius to find out scammers are trying to scam people over a scam pulled by scammers.

It's scam-tastic!

President Barack Obama's top health official says scam artists are taking advantage of the new insurance law to peddle phony policies.

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said Tuesday she's writing state officials about a proliferation of scams involving the new health care law, which Obama signed March 23. Federal fraud investigators are also on the lookout.

Of course we don't get to enjoy the wondrous "benefits" of this scam until 2014.

In fact, the big expansion of coverage won't come until 2014. And door-to-door salespeople are unlikely to be part of the plan.

Of course that'll probably change since about 20 million more people will be unemployed by then and the gubmint can use some of them as muscle for the IRS agents that will be coming door-to-door to make sure you're signing up.